i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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