Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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