There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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