This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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