at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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