Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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