we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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