watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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