im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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