did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
