Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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