walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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