I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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