Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
