Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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