apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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