i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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