he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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