People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Did I show you my penis last night?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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