p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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