I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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