I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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