Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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