He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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