let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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