How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I can text with my tongue
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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