just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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