My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Duck Duck Cougar?
babies were throwing up all over the place
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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