Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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