Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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