last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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