Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Randomize
