I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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