I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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