"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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