Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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