just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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