wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
