She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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