is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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