just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
We need to rekindle our bromance
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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