Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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