someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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