It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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