Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
tell me about the eggs
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