somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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