I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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