No stitches, just platelets and will power
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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