So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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