IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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