Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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