In the future we'll all be gay
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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